What If?

What would happen if we lived our lives backwards?

Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time, all your weekends and what do you get at the end of it? Death, a great reward.

The life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, and get that out of the way. Then you live for twenty years in an old age home, and get kicked out when you’re too young. You get a gold watch and then you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You go to college and you party until you’re ready for high school. Then you go to grade school, you become a little kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating, and you finish off as a gleam in somebody’s eye.