Finances

BANK

A place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.

JOINT ACCOUNT

Something that is never overdrawn by the wife, just under-deposited by the husband.

CREDIT CARD

What you use to buy today what you can't afford tomorrow while you're still paying for it yesterday.

INFLATION

A way of cutting a Ten Rand note in half without damaging the paper.

RECESSION

A period when we have to go without things our grandparents never heard of.